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Food Headcanons

psdo:

buttsofjustice:

Ferelden - Heavy food, hot food, lots of calories for a miserable climate. Sausages, thick soups, venison and mutton, rabbit, potatoes, baked apples, savoury and not too sweet or spicy.

Orlais - rich, extravagant. Pastries and cheeses, boar, honeyed carrots, black cherries in cream. The sweetness is almost overwhelming in most of their dishes.

Rivain - simple in presentation and preparation, but filling and often spicy. Grains and dark bread. Exotic mushrooms and peppers.

Antiva - light, flavourful, heavy on the seafood. Figs and summer wine, stuffed olives and crab cakes.

Nevarra - rich, spicy, pleasing to the eye - the Nevarrans believe food is as much an art as a painting. Spicy and savoury dips. Flat bread, thick coffee, honeycomb, blood oranges. Rich sauces and marinated meats. Jellies and crystallised fruit.

Tevinter - a bit of everything, washed down with heady wine. Roasted quails, grapes. Ginger, rosemary, garlic. A magister’s banquet rivals their Orlesian neighbours.

shit now I’m hungry AND i want to paint this

dear-monday:

Repeat after me: I am a goddess. My spirit is towering, my soul is mighty, my breasts are magnificent and my shoes are super fucking cute.

copyx:

why do “the men of tumblr” always get special recognition and accolades for doing the same shit everyone else on tumblr does while also being male

holyshitsouthpark:

“I wonder if there’s porn of-“

there is

foxnewsofficial:

sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake

(Source: foxnewsofficial)

hawkenchilada:

when u flirt with two characters at once and they confront you

so I play skyrim for a day and then something happens in the DA fandom while I am gone